Saturday, October 18, 2008

How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)

He vs sHe in Office

How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)


1. The family picture is on HIS desk.- Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.- Umm, her family will come before her career.


2. HIS desk is cluttered. - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered. -She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


3. HE is talking with his co-workers.-He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.-She must be gossiping.


4. HE's not at his desk.- He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk. -She must be in the ladies' room.


5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.


6. HE's having lunch with the boss.- He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss.- They must be having an affair.


7. The boss criticised HIM. -He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticized HER. -She'll be very upset.


8. HE got an unfair deal.- Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal. -Did she cry?


9. HE's going on a business trip. -It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.- What does her husband say?


10 . HE's leaving for a better job.-He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job. -Women are not dependable. .

6 comments:

Imelda said...

here in asia, gender and development is promoted to dissuade this concept of women having a weak and naive personality against strong macho men.

Nazarina A said...

To me this was hilarious, then again others might say this is so true and definitely does not see the humor!
I, on the other, hand show respect, stand up for my beliefs, and lo and behold! everything I mentioned is reciprocated!
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Mys Lyke Meeh said...

Aww--

Well, it's called gender bias or gender discrimination. When it comes to women, men viewed women as a weaker sex.

It exist in working arena, even in our 21st society! In some way, women are moving-- and when it comes to power---, women has this power control men.

Satirical Post!

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